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Adunatii Copaceni – Gathered Tree People

Afumati – Neversober

Baicoi – Youball

Buhusi – Boo

Buzau – Really Fat Lip

Calarasi – Silly-dressed Folks on Horses

Ciorogarla – Nigger-River

Constanta – The Steadiness

Dor Marunt – Miniature Melancholy

Husi – Shoo

Navodari – Networkers

Onesti – The Sincere

Pitesti – Youdohide

Satu-Mare – The Rather Roomy Rural Community

Slatina – Slut Tina

Slobozia – A Very Wrong Local Tradition

Targu Frumos – The Aesthetically Pleasing Bazaar

Urlati – Gimme Some Noise

Voluntari – Town of Unpaid Assistants